pls beware of dog

listen man yeah shes like 2 feet tall but she's trying her best. if you could pretend to be scared that would be awesome ok? thanks.
seems that she really wants you to click on her... but she warns that this may have reprocussions for mobile viewers! while it is still viewable, this site is best viewed on desktop!
and that this site may have flashing lights and possible eyestrain and to proceed with caution!

thanks, beware, comet! (the beware was not of her... but of her contents.... you always learn something new.....)

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