now THAT'S some grade A bullshit!

hey you there. come over here yeah?

no no no its ok im not gonna hurt you! just come over here!

you listening?

ok good. because this is top secret knowledge. i have footage of mario fuckin ballin but you CANT tell anyone ok.

this is between you and me, bucko. ok you ready?

WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU!!!!!!! ARE YOU SEEING THIS!!!!!!!!

FUCK IT, WE BALL!

welcome to my website. its been a second since ive even used html so this is gonna be a journey. stay tuned!

wanna see a cool video? try this on for size......!!!!!!!

on a more serious note, while i am following the tutorial, i do wanna make this place spiffy and potentially have it as a main homepage !!!! so heres a list of things i wanna add potentially!

SYD'S EPIC TO DO LIST!!!!!!!

this is all tentative, but i think itd be nice!

man i sure hope this works!

MAY THE RAPTURE FUCKING SWALLOW US ALL. FUCK YOU

im so nervous did that work


i think I accidentally doomed every div on this page to be the same. girl fuckin help
guys there might be something wrong with me